Thing #37 to know prior to having a baby.

This here is my fancy "Wine Aerator." (Note I am using water to illustrate my point, and not wasting precious wine.)  I don't really have a clue if it makes a difference in my red wine, but what I DO know is it should have been called a "Wine Lactator."  (Men, just stop reading here.) 

I can't be the only woman alive who was SHOCKED, SHOCKED I SAY, to find out that milk does not come out of a woman, like it does from a cow teet! The above wine lactator pretty well illlustrates, in stream count and force, how is DOES come out. For those of you, yet to breast feed, consider yourself warned.  And this ends my public service announcement. The more you know.